You heard right, A MAGIC BENCH.
Look at it!
Ah God it's great. I can't help making stupid "nyom nom nom" sounds when I go past it, it'd just be plain wrong not to really. I wonder how long it's taken it to eat this much of the bench. On the first day the bench was put there, did the tree think to itself; "Fuck this for a game of soldiers, I'm HAVING me some of that. GET IN MY WOODEN BELLY YOU TASTY BENCH."

Ha! I crack myself up.

This is just great. That tree has a fantastic attitude. I may have to visit this park just to enjoy it and make some nom nom noises of my own...
ReplyDeleteha, quality nom nom...
ReplyDeleteGWAP - We could all learn a valuble lesson from this tree. If something is bothering you, EAT IT!
ReplyDeleteManuel - It's the best non-Lolcat use of Om nom nom that I can think of.
That has put such a big smile on my face. Now I want to go see the Nom Nom tree. HeHeHe
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS FRICKIN' AMAZING!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahah
ReplyDeletethat is amazing...seriously made me laugh so much <3
love your blog :)
MON CHERI !
haha rapid! :)
ReplyDeletethe smell of wood makes me hungry, this computes :)
Wow... That is wonderful in one way, but quite terrifying in another. Mostly because I'm flashing back to The Happening, and feeling like I should do a Mark Wahlberg and assure the tree I mean no harm ("I'm talkin' to a planet" - all that's missing is the "Say hi to your mother for me")
ReplyDeleteHa! That is brilliant! Angry tree - chomp!
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hahahahahahahah that is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteExcellent pictures. I love it.
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